There's something creepy going on in my house….

For the record, it has nothing to do with the Halloween season. It has been discovered that we have a lizard gallivanting in our kitchen lately. This lizard is ostensibly intelligent. It has successfully kept a profile so low that no one's seen it. It has also evaded all attempts to capture it, leaving only traces of its presence around – the by-product of all its feasting! Perhaps this is done deliberately to boast to us that it can get away with defacing our spotless kitchen with its droppings. Judging from the size of its droppings, I suspect it is a mutant-sized, gooey creature.

I'm on a mission to hunt this fellow down. Pardon me for not taking a pacifist approach to life when it comes to creepy crawlies. If I catch a fly, I will release it outside the house. If I catch a spider, I will escort it to the woods. BUT if I catch a lizard…. it's going to be SO DEAD!

*No pictures for this post. My blog shall remain untainted by creepy crawlies!